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By Paul Nardizzi

ISBN-10: 0740747614

ISBN-13: 9780740747618

Don't you hate it in case you inform a few ignoramus you are from a definite urban and so they say, "Oh, are you aware my good friend Henry?" Or, awful reward givers who say, "I stored the receipt, on the way to go back it," so rather than a present you find yourself with an additional errand? good, so does humorist Paul Nardizzi. 602 purposes to Be Ticked Off is his pointed reaction to the issues to be at liberty approximately sequence. classified through subject, the booklet positive factors greater than six hundred quick-hit anecdotes on issues that folks do this grate on our collective nerves. Like people who smoke who blow smoke on your face simply because they be aware of they're destructive their lungs, so why now not carry alongside a number of hostages? even if it is a kind of person-such as law enforcement officials, postal employees, or the elderly-or an tense circumstance-like riding, air shuttle, marriage, or activity interviews-Nardizzi has had it as much as the following (place hand palm-down six inches over head). The publication deals a hilarious mixture of proven-funny strains from his stand-up act as...

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Making an appointment to see the doctor and having to tell the chuckling answering-service operator about your rectal problems. High-pitched, no-talent dingbats going around crooning annoying jingles you can’t get out of your head until you park your skull next to a radio for twenty minutes. When you’re swimming in a public pool and some backstroking moron who can’t even see where he’s going belts you in the face, and as he swims over you, delivers a dozen flutter kicks to the side of your head.

Is there no justice? ” Showing up to a town meeting to ask one lousy question, but some old spot-covered lizard cuts you off and filibusters for three days about the temperature of his tap water. Incompetent senior citizens who take jobs as supermarket baggers so we customers have the pleasure of bringing overstuffed, broken-handled bags into our homes and then unloading a drool-coated pile of pummeled bread, mangled boxes, and pulverized fruit. Deaf and dumbassed whiteheads who yell, “Speak up.

Tell them to hop right in. Then say, “Glad you all made it to the meeting point at the correct time. ” When you remove the cloth, you’ll either be all alone, or there’ll be one guy left who can easily be dropped off at the next bridge. Lamebrained joggers continuing to run in place when you stop to ask them for directions, as if you can hear a word they’re saying when their feet are scuffing the ground and they’re sucking in air like they’ve had their head dunked in a toilet for five minutes. Hitchhiking while people who know you toot the horn, wave, and drive right by.

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